Gruh… Perhaps I should invest some time into looking for a new abode. These accommodations are most… non-beneficial to MY current conditions.. /sneeze and sniffle

the-devourer-of-worlds started following you

O-Oh. Uh, welcome U… nicron to MY collection?

At least the illustrious DIRGE now owns one of the mightiest beings in the universe.

ehehe.

feels rather like a hollow victory for some reason.

((I wish I could do this more formally, but I’m using a phone for this

Thank you, convoy-of-peace and formerconpyro, for following me and I hope that you can bear with this account

In unrelated news, sorry for my leave of absense; there was a funeral and yeah. I’ll try to get back up to speed, and I’ll start the attempt later today

cocktane started following you

Uh, welcome to MY collection, “Octane,” was it?

What exactly do you change into? A truck with wings? A jet with a tanker?

pisspoops:

As you may or may not know the Archives got hacked and deleted.

We aren’t going to go on a crusade, point fingers, or get mad. We’re pretty sure we know who did it and we can only shrug our shoulders and go from here.

We’re working on a new page that has a much more guarded/new…

And they should

For I am their master.

/pries the anon off his faceplate and places the anon in a small container to be cataloged and never to be returned.  

… I can sense a pattern here.

And you’re already my property, brainless anon.

Yes, yes, and you are incredibly stupid.

What the- How did I not see this…

And when I find out who you are, you are going to be eliminated on the spot.